Hay: very very exciting news
Fla: you’re pregnant
Hay: yes
and….
Space Cow is back!
Fla: you found him!
Hay: he found me
Fla: you found each other
Hay: we did
in this crazy crazy thing we call life
Fla: two crazy’s
……..interesting
jots on notepad
Hay: grabs notepad and tears at it frantically, causing no actual harm to said notepad
You can’t have that, Alan
it’s mine!
Fla: Sorry in my head that all just turned into a big movie trailer with that song from Requiem From A Dream
Notepads and aliens and hair flying everywhere
Hay: I see
And when you imagine these, aliens and notepads, Alan, what are you feeling ?
Fla: Oh I feel fine
Hay: Yes
go on…
Hay: can there be a chase scene?
with the music?
and you and me and the notepad and aliens?
Fla: yeah
i was thinking of a car flipping slowly off a bridge
Hay:I like it
full of clowns
Fla: FULL of clowns
Hay: their terrified faces mashe dup against the windows
smearing white and red face paint all over them
hats and giant red shoes and those water squirting flowers everywhere
one playing the violin in the centre
Fla: awkwardly
but perfectly
Hay: yes
why is the car flipping off the bridge exactly?
is it just happening in the background of us running with the notebook?
Fla: well it’ll appear a LOT in the trailer
not so much in the actual film