Hay: I’m so fuckin depressed I’m not even proper depressed I’m just so fucking bored I want it to be the weekend every day and I look forward to it faaar too much when you get back from this trip we need to start seriously talking about doing something cuz I can’t take this forever [...]
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Life’s Grey ‘Til You’re A Driving Instructor
Posted in Ten Pings I Hate About You, tagged advertising, depression, driving, lolling, potted plant, window on July 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Everybody’s looking at me, as I dance on the table-top, I’ll be in their liquid dreams
Posted in Memorable Pings, Ten Pings I Hate About You on May 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Fla: “Um, hi, I’m Alan, I’m an AM in DCS Agency” nudge “And, um, hi I’m Helen, I’m a Content Optimizer.” “And, um, today we’re going to give a presentation on content opportunities in the agency world…” nudge “…i-in the style of Paris Hilton’s Turn You On” mount table Hel Bel: Alan begins the presentation [...]
Citadel of Shame
Posted in Memorable Pings, Ping Puns: Pungs, Ten Pings I Hate About You, tagged helbel, highly quotable, puntastic, shinbin on February 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Shin Bin: are you back? Hel Bell: no, sitting in tech stop like a damn fool heaps of work to be doin, loyke Shin Bin: do you still have your screen? cuz you can keep working away if so some very important emails there Hel Bell: left it upstairs Shin Bin: ah you bum Hel [...]
